Ted Dicks Sex Clinic Original Soundtrack Vinyl LP 2026
Ted Dicks - Sex Clinic Original Soundtrack
Tracklist:
Reel One – comprising Sex Clinic 1 and Sex Clinic 2
Reel Two – comprising Sex Clinic 3 and Sex Clinic 4
A few years ago I issued the soundtrack to Virgin Witch, the score to an underground 1971 kinky British London / posh stately home horror that seemed more like an excuse to show as many racy cars and devilish nude scenes as possible. This fleapit film was written by Hazel Adair – the writer of legendary long-running TV series Crossroads, and her business partner at the time Ken Walton (yes, the wrestling commentator).
Virgin Witch was cheap and successful enough to allow the whole team another go at the sexploitation game through their newly formed production company Pyramid Films. Sex Clinic was the quick follow up; I say Sex Clinic, the initial cinematic title was Clinic Xclusive, which was also called With These Hands, which was also called La Masseuse Perverse. This film also came out in 1971 and they used the musical services of Ted Dicks once again.
Dicks had originally met Adair in 1960 through a cast member performing in his first musical, Look Who’s Here.
If you are not aware of the great Ted Dicks, his quick bio reads as follows: born London 1928, was educated through both grammar and art school and after National Service flirted with both art and music. He worked with a series of very talented song writers – including Barry Cryer – finally sparking properly with writer Myles Rudge.
Together “Dicks and Rudge” had a hit with their musical And Another Thing which starred Lionel Blair and Bernard Cribbins.
Their talents were spotted by producer George Martin and they followed this show success up with a series of truly classic novelty pop chart hits, again with Cribbins – “Hole In The Ground” and “Right Said Fred”. If you are not aware of the classic A Combination Of Cribbins LP they wrote, go and find it. It includes “Gossip Calypso”, a triumph of novelty song writing that somehow manages to squeeze in the lyric “Oxy-aceteline welder”, and is possibly the only song ever to do so. They wrote further hits (winning an Ivor Novello for “A Windmill In Old Amsterdam”) and were in constant demand throughout the 1960s and 1970s, working with artists such as Petula Clark, Matt Munro, Bruce Forsyth, Topol and Kenneth Williams.
By the late 1960s Ted had also penned a handful of instrumental library cues including the classic “Busy Boy” for the Standard Library company that got picked up as the theme for the brilliant TV kids fantasy show Cat weazle in 1970. It’s a light, kooky, hummable tune that lodged its way deep in the mind of any child under 12 over the following decade.